So it’s the holidays rite ? And I got like a month and a half of nothing but sitting around in my undies watching TV and “reading” on my PC … so my friend, Roy, suggested that I work or something … and I did. I am now, for just 4 days, a working man. Woohoo !!
For 4 days, during the Intel exhibition at The Mall, I get to stand around ( hence the hurting feet ), talk to people and try to persuade them to buy a printer, and you know what ? I damn good at this ! 
Just today I sold like 6 HP-1110s … Woot !
With my gift of the gab and the silver spoon in my mouth, I mesmerize people with big words and confuse them, I make them think that they need a printer …
“WooOOooooOOo, you need a printer …” sez Me.
“Yes I dooOOOOooOOOoO …” sez the sucke, er… I mean “Customer”. 
Another great thing about this job, is the fact that it’s in The Mall. C’mon it’s basically what I do everyday; hang out at the Mall, but now, I’m getting paid for doing it. Wheee !! And I get to watch girls walk by all day long. Man !
And talking about girls… Guess who I met today ? C’mon guess DD
Yes Miss Foxxyness herself … Goddamn guys ! Faten is bloody HOT ! With a capitol H, O, and T. You think the picture is kik-ass ? Wait til you see her in real life… Whoah ! Heheh … And Faten if you’re reading this … “Sorry if I was drooling over you too much ”
DDD Man ! I was so flustered C’mon it was Faten formerly from Foxxyness.org and now residing in Crapism.org. Meeting her sure made my day !! DDDDDD And I should’ve asked her for her phone number …
Funlinks :
Yes I want to be a Police-officer in Italy ! They get freekin’ Lamborghinis to ride dammit ! Click HERE.
Giving the finger is impolite but it’s legal in South Oregon. Click HERE for article.
Wanna fry an egg on a PC ? HERE‘s how.
And with that I’m done, gonna go rest my feet now D And, no !, I wasn’t typing with my feet, SmartAss !
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